Your screen
won’t unlock
until you drink water.
No subscription. No account. No monthly water tax.
One day. Two outcomes.
Before
After
Choose your mode.
Gentle
Just a nudge.
LOW INTENSITY
Hostage
Full-screen until you sip.
MEDIUM INTENSITY
Boss
Harder to skip. No mercy.
HIGH INTENSITY
Start soft. Go feral later.
Did you drink?
Built for privacy. Built for results.
Hydration Hostage runs entirely on your Mac. Your data never leaves your device.
On-device vision
Real-time detection
Private by design
Your video never leaves
Lightweight
Low CPU. High impact.
Pay once. Stay hydrated.
One tiny app. One job. Make you drink water.
Lifetime access
$14 .99
- Unlimited hostage checks
- Gentle / Hostage / Boss mode
- Local camera detection
- Works offline
- Menu bar app
- Future updates included
No subscription. No account. No monthly water tax.
FAQs
Straight answers to the questions you’re too hydrated to ask out loud.
Yes. That’s the point. Models, runtime, and sounds ship inside the app. You can run it on a plane.
Beautiful liver.
Zero regrets.
Listen. LISTEN. It’s you. From 2036.
I’m GLOWING, bro. My liver? Pristine. My skin? Don’t even worry about it. People walk up to me — strangers — like “what is your SECRET?” I say water. They say “no for real though.” I say WATER. They walk away mad.
And you know why I look like this? Because an app told you to drink water and you DID it. That’s embarrassing. That’s also why I’m hot now.
Human is like fish.
Fish without water is dead fish.
So drink the water. Unlock the day. Be great.
Don’t make me come back here. I will NOT write another letter. I got things to do in 2036. I’m busy. I’m hydrated. I’m FINE.
— You. Ten years deep. Moisturized from the inside.